On Psychology

Katie: I'm going to market a line of lingerie called "Freudian Slips: Nighties for your Mama".
Adie: KATIE, NO!! Images we do not want!
Megan: WE HAVE UGLY MOTHERS!!

On Ability...

If I were Inspector Gadget I wouldn't need a chair, I'd BE a chair!

~Adie

On misspoken words...

I thought you said "disabled to death," and I was like, that's pretty disabled...

~Adie~

On the final paper...

You should type "This is the eight page paper that broke Megan's Mind."

I know Elise, but it's all I could get out of her, she went around singing Winnie the Pooh and typing gibberish. I know it's only a paragraph, but please take it!

~Adie~

On talking sexy...

Talk psychology to me.

~Megan~

On prawns...

Megan: I'm hurt...

Adie: Why?

Megan: I don't have big enough boobs for you.

On the finals week brain melt...

Megan: oh dear, I don't think I should write this paper tonight, I'm going to be like... "And they said she shouldn't work out in the field because she was a woman, well, do you know what I think of that?!?!"

Adie: I'm going to cut down the crops with my vajayjay.

On snack foods...

Katie: That's why a boy takes his ding dong and puts it in a girl's hoo-ho.

Emily: Do they make a baby that sounds like a snack cake?

On studying for finals...

Megan: I think it's de...de...de...de...da?

Adie: It's dependency.

Megan: I was totally right!

Adie: I'm going to remember that one now.

On birthing things...

And by Grilled Cheese I mean Uterus.

~Megan~

On Twue Luve...

Abe: Do you want dick in your mouth?

Adie: If the Dick is important to me. 

Megan: Awww, that's true love!

On bioengineering...

Megan: Oh, weren't you going to make tree gophers?

Daddy: Aren't those called squirels?

Orion: Someone beat me to the copyright.

Megan: Um...God?

On living with psychologists...

Adie: Jels have feelings!

Emily: I need to analyze this Jel!

On being blessed by the president...

Bless you my appropriation.

~Megan~

On happenings in the Kitchen...

Adie: The freezer smells bad.
Megan: You smell bad.
Adie: You smell BAD!
Emily: It smells like freezer.

On Suckerpunch...

Megan: It has a sex scene, but it's not really a sex scene.
Orion: What do they do? Hug?

On Tongue Twisters...

hot girls shoot shit.

On goodies...

Claire: My Irish-Catholic guilt has sunk in because I gave my cookies to another man.

On preconceptions...

Adie: And thus; life with a jock.

Isa: Don't stereotype me!

On babies...

Adie: Maybe because it's spring.

Elizabeth: It's fall.

Adie: Well, there goes that...

On demolishing..

Orion: No, don't smash her.

Adie: Don't worry, Ill leave all the necessary holes.

Megan: What? I'm just necessary holes.

On snaps...

Megan:  Did you break your vagina?

Katie: Can you break a vagina?

Adie: You can break a penis.

Megan: Yes you can!

On tongues...

Adie: Why do they call it a blow job when you mostly suck?

Megan: I guess 'suck job' just doesn't sound as good.

On goodtimes...

Adie: why do you always hold me like that? are you scared that I'm going to have sex with you in like the three seconds you're holding me?

Abe: yes

Adie: well, I am that good.

On flames...

Megan: lets all blow at the same time.

...

Abe: that's what she said...sorry. I was in the middle of a blow.

On euphamisms...

If you want to go down on Megan, wouldn't you be going up?

~Katie~

On Benenese...

Katie: Hey beardface, what's up?

Ben: Nothing...Just got a beard...on my face.

On that's what she said jokes...

Adie: I will be diligent in my studies.

Megan: Cause it's about Sex.

On stories...

He was a lesbian until the age of 6 when he learned he was a little boy.

~Megan~

On Spoonerisms...

Megan: nipple cinja

On Magic...

*Adie's sitting on a stool in a dress that's much too long*
Katie: How'd you get so tall?!?
....oh wait, it's an illusion...

On early morning metaphors...

Megan: Souls are like t-shirts.

Adie: No, that doesn't work, it's more like a soul goodwill.  I'm tired of my soul so I'm going to donate it to charity.

On tipsy compositions...

La, la, la, do, re, mi, SONG!

~Adie~

On sheeps...

Adie: Ha, Eddie Izzard

Megan: Ha, Robin Williams...what? I thought we were laughing and shouting out comedian names?

On actuality...

Do you know how many five year old soulmates I have?

~Megan~

On questions...

Did you point at her vagina?

~Megan~

On understanding inflection...

Scream: MEGAN!!!

Megan: Excuse me, I must go kill something.

On Average...

turgid penises, orgasmic cookies, vanilla sex lives, sexy librarians, flirting permission slips and gynecology visits

On Good Parenting...

Adie: I thought I was mom.
Megan: No, I'm mom!
Adie: No, I'm mom!
Megan: No I'm mom!
Emily: You can both be mom.
Megan and Adie: Emily's mom!

On Making Things Up...

Who would want a butt puppy!?

-Megan-

On Layaway...

Adie: This shirt feels like vajayjay.
Megan: You would know.
Adie: I would, actually.
Megan: How would you know? ...Oh, right.
Adie: Yeah, I have one of my very own. After a year on layaway.
Megan: Still waiting for the breasts then, are you?

On being creatively inspired...

Abe: How much beef could a beefcake cake, if a beefcake could cake...........beef?

On more dinner converstation...

Water, water, water. Agua!

~Lisa~

On dinner conversation...

Twitterpated is real!!!

~Anna~

On funny faces...

*Megan makes a peculiar grimace as she fiddles with some elastic on a sewing project*

Katie: Nice face, Megan.

Megan: Well, I had to get it in there!

Katie: That's what she said...

Megan: That's what I was opening it up for

*pause*

Megan: That's also what she said.

On Misconceptions...

Katie: Have you heard about Poetry Brothels?
Ros: Do you have sex and then read poetry?
Logan: Don't be so lewd Ros, you read the poetry first and then have sex.

On seeing David Tennant in England...

"I'll be like, 'Guys, I brought back a souvenir....it's in my uterus.'"

-Katie

On beastiality...

Katie: I like doing things with my hands *trails off and gives the "chickens" look*
Megan whispers to Adie: She likes doing chickens with her hands.
Adie: In the Bible that's a no-no.

On watching Tangled...

Adie: So it's called the Snuggly Duckling...ironically!
Adie and Megan together: Hipsters!
Megan: Ruffian Hipsters!

On seeing couples...

Adie: Are they a them, or are they a they?
Megan: They're a them.