Thursday, December 15, 2011

On misspoken words...

I thought you said "disabled to death," and I was like, that's pretty disabled...

~Adie~

On the final paper...

You should type "This is the eight page paper that broke Megan's Mind."
I know Elise, but it's all I could get out of her, she went around singing Winnie the Pooh and typing gibberish. I know it's only a paragraph, but please take it!

~Adie~

On talking sexy...

Talk psychology to me.

~Megan~

On prawns...

Megan: I'm hurt...
Adie: Why?
Megan: I don't have big enough boobs for you.

On the finals week brain melt...

Megan: oh dear, I don't think I should write this paper tonight, I'm going to be like... "And they said she shouldn't work out in the field because she was a woman, well, do you know what I think of that?!?!"
Adie: I'm going to cut down the crops with my vajayjay.

On snack foods...

Katie: That's why a boy takes his ding dong and puts it in a girl's hoo-ho.
Emily: Do they make a baby that sounds like a snack cake?

On studying for finals...

Megan: I think it's de...de...de...de...da?
Adie: It's dependency.
Megan: I was totally right!
Adie: I'm going to remember that one now.

On birthing things...

And by Grilled Cheese I mean Uterus.

~Megan~