On Tongue Twisters...

hot girls shoot shit.

On goodies...

Claire: My Irish-Catholic guilt has sunk in because I gave my cookies to another man.

On preconceptions...

Adie: And thus; life with a jock.

Isa: Don't stereotype me!

On babies...

Adie: Maybe because it's spring.

Elizabeth: It's fall.

Adie: Well, there goes that...

On demolishing..

Orion: No, don't smash her.

Adie: Don't worry, Ill leave all the necessary holes.

Megan: What? I'm just necessary holes.

On snaps...

Megan:  Did you break your vagina?

Katie: Can you break a vagina?

Adie: You can break a penis.

Megan: Yes you can!

On tongues...

Adie: Why do they call it a blow job when you mostly suck?

Megan: I guess 'suck job' just doesn't sound as good.

On goodtimes...

Adie: why do you always hold me like that? are you scared that I'm going to have sex with you in like the three seconds you're holding me?

Abe: yes

Adie: well, I am that good.

On flames...

Megan: lets all blow at the same time.

...

Abe: that's what she said...sorry. I was in the middle of a blow.