On euphamisms...

If you want to go down on Megan, wouldn't you be going up?

~Katie~

On Benenese...

Katie: Hey beardface, what's up?

Ben: Nothing...Just got a beard...on my face.

On that's what she said jokes...

Adie: I will be diligent in my studies.

Megan: Cause it's about Sex.

On stories...

He was a lesbian until the age of 6 when he learned he was a little boy.

~Megan~

On Spoonerisms...

Megan: nipple cinja

On Magic...

*Adie's sitting on a stool in a dress that's much too long*
Katie: How'd you get so tall?!?
....oh wait, it's an illusion...

On early morning metaphors...

Megan: Souls are like t-shirts.

Adie: No, that doesn't work, it's more like a soul goodwill.  I'm tired of my soul so I'm going to donate it to charity.

On tipsy compositions...

La, la, la, do, re, mi, SONG!

~Adie~

On sheeps...

Adie: Ha, Eddie Izzard

Megan: Ha, Robin Williams...what? I thought we were laughing and shouting out comedian names?

On actuality...

Do you know how many five year old soulmates I have?

~Megan~

On questions...

Did you point at her vagina?

~Megan~

On understanding inflection...

Scream: MEGAN!!!

Megan: Excuse me, I must go kill something.

On Average...

turgid penises, orgasmic cookies, vanilla sex lives, sexy librarians, flirting permission slips and gynecology visits

On Good Parenting...

Adie: I thought I was mom.
Megan: No, I'm mom!
Adie: No, I'm mom!
Megan: No I'm mom!
Emily: You can both be mom.
Megan and Adie: Emily's mom!

On Making Things Up...

Who would want a butt puppy!?

-Megan-

On Layaway...

Adie: This shirt feels like vajayjay.
Megan: You would know.
Adie: I would, actually.
Megan: How would you know? ...Oh, right.
Adie: Yeah, I have one of my very own. After a year on layaway.
Megan: Still waiting for the breasts then, are you?