On Creativity...

Wow look at you *Adie's crocheting* you're just really going there. *motions hands over the piece* So creative, it's like your creativity exploded...or puked.

~Megan~

On pain...

I elbowed Adie in the face today, if I had broken anything I would have cried.
I would have cried too.

~Katie and Adie~

On Daggers...

My butt does this wierd 90 degree angle thing.
...Yeah, I think everyone's does that. That's called sitting.
~Megan and Adie~

Hypothetical Conversation #1

Inter Chase and Tom after Tom is tagged in a prank post that says Stephanie ~ is pregnant by Tom...
Tom, you cheater, why? Is it because I can't give you children? I thought you said you didn't care that I couldn't give you children. What can Stephanie give you that I can't? I can give you so much more than she can...Well fine, you'll never see that Cinderella platnum 2-Disk edition DVD again! ~ Chase

On babies...

I'm the only one that can have babies and I don't know if I want any children.
That's great, then you can have kids for us.
Oh sure, I can see it now...put your order in now folks, money back guarantee. I want a boy and a girl, blue eyes blonde hair, what? Redhead, take them back.

~Adie and Megan~

On Jehovah's Witnesses...

I saw Jesus.
You don't see Him in this life.
I see dead people. Jesus is a dead people.
He's moved on from this world.
I see trans-dimensional dead people.
~Adie and Megan~

On Dress Shopping...

I have coupons.
What?
Coupons.
Oh, I thought you said, 'I have cute buns.' I was like, ....yeah....sure you do.

~Stephanie and Katie~

On Our Trip...

Apache Trout

On Being an Author...

I'm going to collect all these quotes and put them in a book.
It'll be "Diary of a not-so-wimpy College Student."
Look at me, now look at you, now back at me. I think we're wimpy.

~Megan and Adie~

On Ignorance...

We didn't know any better.
Which means you didn't know any worse.

~Megan and Adie~

On Snacks...

Quotes are like cookies.

~Adie~

On Late Nights...

It's late at night and that's the best time for quotes.
Yes, let's make more!!!

~Megan and Emily~

On Spring Break...

You're tired....in the head

~Adie~

On Dogs...

Dachshunds smell funny.
Yep, they are wiener dogs, they smell like wieners.
And you would know.
*pause*
Not those wieners.

~Adie and Megan~

On Cells...

Great, my phones gonna smell like shrimp!!!

~Katie~

On Food Choices...

When you're on morphine, nothing is appealing to eat except more morphine.
*Megan sticks arm out*
I'm hungry.

~Adie and Megan~

Five point words....

Mimitating - the act of imitating through mimicking one's action.

On Religion...

That would've been cool if my birth had been blessed by Barbara Streisand!

~Katie~

On Psych Majors...

It was a funny quote, don't psychoanalyze it!

~Katie~

On Inner Peace...

So go to your creepy place...
My creepy place??? Don't you mean my happy place?
No, happy place doesn't fit you.

~Katie and Adie~

On Political Responsitility...

"Voting is not hard. Google a few platforms, watch a few speeches. Pay attention to the world, at least for a little while. Then go push a button or two."
~Adie~

On Prioritizing...

"So when Mat was questioning his religion Jim almost failed a math test because of it and i was like "lest put Mat's internal problems over here and focus on Algebra".
~Adie~

On EN101...

"He likes to write creative non-fiction..."
"I hate that genre. If it's creative then you're messing with it and so it's just fiction."
~Adie and Megan~

On Dessert...

"So take your stats book..."
"Oh yeah, that would be the perfect outing. ...And this is how you define a normal curve...enjoy the cheesecake."
~Kyle and Adie~

On organization...

You can be a stripper with a fanny pack so you wouldn't have to put the money in your undies. There can be a pocket for dollar bills and a pocket for change, and put the large bills in this pocket so I can check them later with my pen to make sure they're good.

~Katie and RJ~

On Anthropology...

We need our own friggin Jane Goodall to figure us out!

~Adie~

On Forgetfullness...

Something smells like bacon.

Yes, that would be one of the Satanic sacrifices that I left in my backpack.

~Stephanie and Adie

On verbal abuse...

So what drama were we putting you in the middle of?

Nothing...its just the sky might fall down or I will explode on the inside or something. Bad things just flock to wherever you are, and I just so happen to be sitting next to you!!!!!!!


~Stephanie and Adie

On Hooker Heels...

Its reverse stripping! Now you see the boob, now you can't!

~Adie

On Geometry...Part 2...

We aren't a circle, we're a semi-circle!

Fine its orbiting a semi-circle.

If we have something orbiting a semi-circle, then don't we have a circle anyway?

Don't do this to me.

~Megan, Adie, and Stephanie

On Spiritualism...

You want ice cream because its good for your inside soul.

As opposed to your outside soul which is like an exoskeleton in ectoplasmic form.


~Megan and Adie