On being a fan...

Katie: She has photos with all of the basketball players, but she's a ho.
Megan: I'd become a ho just to get photos with all of the baskeball players. *Sigh* The things I do for my basketball team.

On alternative jobs...

Aislinn and Zizz in unision: Strip and Shake!

On Blonde Moments...

Patrick: Are you sewing a Costume?
Justin: Yes, I'm going as the wenching fairy.
Megan: No, just take "wench" off of it.
Patrick: ing fairy?

On small business...

Yeah, I'm going to create a chain of laundromat/butcher shops. All in the same store...Get your meat while you clean your clothes.

~Patrick~

On Swanson...

Wow, this whole blog is about rape, I think Freud would have something to say about that.

~Mike~

On spelling...

Adie: I haven't been able to spell exist since...
Megan: since you existed?....sorry I had to.
Adie: it did lend itself well though.

On friendship...

*after Megan makes a remark about Katie changing her attire*
Katie (in a high squealed voice): You're the meanest friend evah!
Megan: No, I just judge.

On fringe benefits...

Katie: I'm like their personal secretary.
Megan: Yeah, but with none of the secretarial perks.
Katie: Like what?
Megan: Making out on the desk...

On brainwaves...

Raised Eyebrow Emoticon!

~Megan~

On word choice...

Megan: You've been, hublalubalubing a lot lately.
Katie: How do you even spell that?

On having to pee...

Katie: Hey Megan, guess what?...

Megan: Go to the bathroom, Katie.

Katie: Our relationship. It is not healthy.

On international relations...

Politics are a good foundation for a country...or futon.

~Adie~

On a long day...

Claire: you know, the Irish and the Scottish have a common enemy.
Megan: what? The potato?

On LOLHamlet...

"I can haz revenge?"

-Orion

On Marsh parking lots...

Megan: He has an accent!

Katie: Who?!

Megan: Yon fellow!

On the impossibility of pregnancy...

"I hasn't had the sex."

-Megan

On education...

Nothing expands the mind like flatulence!

-Tom