On misinterpretation...

A Homeschool pimp? Excuse me?

~Megan~

On dinojousting...

Isa: Oh look, they're jousting.
I need a blue and a red marker for good and evil.
Oh no, the good guy is supposed to be winning.
Megan: Well, the good guy always get knocked around for a while
Isa: Yeah, now we need a girl, and she's up here watching, like Men in Tights.
And the good guy hits this...ten points!
Now the bad guy is knocked out of the window and the girl and the guy kiss and go watch a movie.
But the bad guy finds a giant robot tractor! *Adie's chair*
And runs them over, killing the girl, and putting the good guy in a 35 year coma
The End.

On changes in societal standards...

She's a Kindle reading hussy.

~Emily~

On misspoken words...

There's no explaination date.

~Megan~

On manliness....

"You can't see all of his leg hair because he's wearing a dress!"

-Katie

On Star Trek...

It's called Pon Far colone, it's like Old Spice for Vulcans. The Vulcan your Vulcan could smell like!

~Maddie~

On house rules...

Megan and Katie: I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!

Emily: No, you don't. Not in this house.

On Pop Tart commercials...

"Look at him defying social norms by playing with birds! He's like a Francis of Asisi hipster!"

-Katie

On Currency...

Adie: There's a soul, in the table. Why is there a soul in the table?!
Isa: I would be a soul table.

On accidents...

Megan: Something bad is going to happen!

Katie: I'm going to kick Adie in the head.

Megan: It has to be with my car...

Katie: I'm going to hit Adie with your car.

Megan: You can't even drive a stick!

Katie: That's why I'm going to hit her!

On beauty pageants...

*Shows all five nominees for the Golden Globes Best Actor in a Drama*
Megan: They're all beautiful men, good job Nomination Committee.

On interruptions...

Megan: I haven't seen that movie
*Katie sticks Megan's finger in Megan's nose*
Emily: You really haven't seen Saving Private Ryan?
*Megan sticks her boogery finger in Katie's face*
Emily: I was trying to have a conversation, but it kinda fell apart.

On new time zones...

"Katie's Boobs Standard Time"

-Emily

On the playoffs...

Megan: Go. Go! GO!!!
Angelina: From in here it doesn't sound like you are watching football...
Megan: What?
Oh, I get it...well I was busy watching the ball.

On skills...

Katie: You could crochet a car cozy!

Megan: I COULD!!!

On a grey area of nothingness...

Megan day 1: OMG I LOVE SCHOOL!
Megan day 2: OMG WHEN IS THIS SEMESTER OF HELL ENDING!?!?!?.

~Mike~

On applications...

How did you get into the white house?
Legacy.

~Adie~

On despicableness...

Why are orphanages always depicted in movies as 'rent-a-kid's'?

~Adie~

On holding a rifle...

"The hole needs to be pointed at your...thing."

~Orion~

On Horse riding...

"There are plenty of things to ride at Butler..."

~Orion~