On the importance of religion in a relationship...

Michelle: Katie can't have my monk.
Megan: He's bald and loves Jesus, she'll teach him to dance and steal him away.
Michelle: But I wouldn't steal your guys' monks.
Megan: So I get more than one?
Emily: You just need to go to a monastery and convince one of them to go away with you.
Michelle: Yeah, Jesus loves families.
Megan: You need to go up to a monk and say, 'You can still love Jesus and have me,' or 'I think Jesus wants us to procreate.'

On Patrick, or, putting a bullet in a man

I hit that (wink)
~Claire~

On puns...

I love cupcakes...they'll never dessert you.

~Megan~

On revenge...

You should beat up his non-existent butt.

~Megan~

On food fights...

Take that Panini!

~Megan~

On whippersnappers...

Dad: What is this world coming too?
Megan: Communism!

On family members...

Megan: Whore!

Katie: Oh Megan, you always know just what to say!

On facebook photos...

Molly: Well he's feeling the Spirit.
Megan: Uh, he's an atheist.
*both laugh*

On Twilight...

We will only have consensual blacked out sex.

~Adie~

On Skills Learned in the Kitchen...

I learn best when I watch...

~Megan~

On Fantasia...

Katie: Why would they put Clair de Lune in the demon scene?
Maddie: One of these things is not like the other...

On Centari...

In Fantasia each of the Centari have their own personalities...
Yellow is the slut
Pink is the stripper
Blue is the ballet dancer
Orange is the tease
Green is the flirt
Red is the domestic
Brown is the independent
Periwinkle is the sweet innocent naïve church girl
Fuscia is the golddigger
Zebras are the exotic dancers.
And we decided that Mike is the Peeping Cherub with blushing butt cheeks...at least that was the conclusion that Katie and Adie came to.

On epic moments...

Adie: We figured out that red is the global "don't do that sign."
Katie: Duh, communism.

On sledding...

I feel like my butt's not even there! I wonder if this is what Patrick feels like all the time.

~Megan~

On Fantasia...

Megan *as a Valley Girlesque dinosaur*: Well if I'm going to die then I'm going to the beauty parlor and buying that dress at the Macy's.
Adie: Dinosaurs totally had Macy's

On the gray area of nothingness...

It shows up in grades as an A.

~Adie and Megan~

On remakes...

Miracle on Elm Street.

On batteries...

Adie: I'm going to kill you for leaving the car lights on.
Megan: Don't yell at me, I do this to my own car, and besides you are supposed to remind me to turn them off anyway.
Adie: So now this is my fault?
....
Adie: We are an old married couple.
Megan: Oh I can do this all day.

On dressing rooms...

My intonation is hilarious.

~Adie~

On gaining approval...

Who said it was alright for my peers to start pro-creating?

~Phil~

On mentholated lip balm...

Sassy Straight Friend

On dancing in the living room...

So Phil, tell me about your inavertant lap dance...

~Phil~

On women...

Everything Italian is better, especially the women.

~Katie~

On meat...

The refrigerator is not a magic box!!!

~Logan~

On degradation...

Megan: He's cheating on me?? With THAT?!
Adie: He doesn't even merit a proper pronoun!

On appropriate settings...

Phil: Rape him!

Katie: Can you say that in a Zen center?

On intelligence...

The girls at Rose Hulman don't know about boobs. They are like, "I wonder when they'll come in? Oh well, I guess I'll go back to studying math."

~Katie~

On Dental Issues

"OMG! The homo has teeth!"

On Family Values

"He's like my brother! ... one who rides me."

On Clarence...

He's throwing a fit, and he's throwing a fit, and he's throwing a hissy fit...oh no, are they all on their periods? All the men in my harem are menstruating.

~Claire~

On stepping into class...

Claire: When did we become old women?
Megan: I think it was Ooi's class.
Claire: We aged the moment we stepped in there. Like Moses going up on the Mountain.
Megan: We came back down old.
Claire: We came back down with commandments to hate democracy...and there was epic music.

On being a bro...

It's what we do. We're supposed to pick on other men's butts. It's how we bond.

~Ben~

On soundtracks to life...

You know, everything I do is more epic with the 1812 overture playing in my head.

~Anthony~

On mixed drinks...

Katie: It's pink lemonade mix and Hawaiin Punch.

Megan: Whatever made you think of such a mix?

Katie: Well, I've been thinking about it all weekend, but you weren't here, so I knew that if I made it and didn't like it, I would just have to pour it down the sink instead of give it to you to finish.

On holiday mishaps...

Megan: Katie, put on some Christmas music!

*Katie goes to put on a record*

(five minutes later)

Katie: Wait! Ros is Jewish!

Ros: Yeah, I was wondering how long that was going to take you...

On fixing computers...

Abe: I usually get paid for this.
Claire: You're doing it pro-bono.
Katie: Which means at some point sex will be expected as payment. See, Pro-Bono!!!

On butts to body ratio...

Buttratio

~Katie~

On pick up lines...

Megan: why is the window open?
Claire: because I'm hot.
Megan: well that's obvious.
Abe: what, you stole my line!
Megan: okay, let's try that again...why is the window open?
Claire: because I'm hot.
Abe: obviously!

On gravy...

And you know what gravy is a euphemism for? Sex.

~Katie~

On mixing Genres...

You know, the one with Anne of Green Acres...

~Megan~

On bones...

Your hip is competing with my sternum for pokey.

~Adie~

On Exlax...

Katie: I'm in a creative bind!
Adie: There's medicine for that.

On Agerianne...

Megan: Child
Katie: He's older than you.
Megan: Uhuh, I is 80.
Katie: No, she's Adie...

On blushing...

I was not ogling...

~Adie~

On confessions...

Nick: You have a secret family? With secret children?

Katie: Don't judge me! I was young, I was stupid, I was fertile...

On comfort food...

Katie: You know there are carrots and celery in the freezer; you could make turkey and noodle soup.

Megan: Who puts vegetables in a noodle soup?

Katie: Everybody but you.

Megan: EXACTLY!

On knee slappers...

Megan: You cut your hair!
Anthony: Yeah
Megan: Do you like it?
Anthony: It's starting to grow on me...*slaps knee*

On professors's minds...

Chocolocate covered bacon? It's meat candy!

~Dr. Morris~

On our crazy ranch...

Cirque de Ranch?

~RJ~

On relationships...

Ziz: Claire and I call you Pregnant Megan, because you glow so much.
Megan: I keep telling everyone that I hasn't had the sex, but no one believes me.
Claire: Preggers!

On impressions...

His shirt was pressed, my mom was impressed.

~Claire~

On the traits of a good girlfriend...

Claire: I'll text him that I'd make a good girlfriend because I have boobies. Then put jk.
Megan: You don't have boobies? I knew you were a man!
Claire: My name is Clarence.

On a way of life...

I would be a slut if I could be...

~Megan~

On 'hasn't hading the sex'...

Claire: You'll be a virgin for life, but on the plus side you'll be made into statues and candles.

Megan: I don't think it's worth it. I wants the sex! Eventually. Just sayin'.

On Woodstock Thanksgiving...

Katie: It's free love, and sexual encounters...
Jeremy: Of the third kind?

On statements in context...

Claire: I get it now
Mike: So that's how that works...

On nationality...

Claire is the gingerist here!

~Mike~

On alternative careers...

Who's the hooker?

~Katie~

On I don't even know...

I like my women jaundice...Need liver? Oh yeah!


~Mike~

On gulping...

I swallowed water...in the wrong way.

~Jeremy~

On facial appearances...

Katie: They're...vortexes of doom!
Jeremy: Beware my dimples!

On photographs...

Mike! Be Cherubic!
Jeremy! Look Creepy!

~Katie~

On toasting...

I'll just be over here in the corner, stroking my glass. Will you touch my glass?

~Jeremy~

On Pie...

It doesn't sound as good as when I'm talking with my mouthful.

~Katie~

On the birth of a first born child...

You're going to have your first child and hold it and caress it and say, "This is the fourth happiest day of my life, second only to basketball."

~Katie about Megan~

On history....

We've seen it before...

~Adie~

On Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge...

I saw nummies and I was down with that.

~Megan~

On reading the end of the book first...

I KNOW!!! I read the synopsis!

~Megan~

On chosing a suitable mate...

Well, if I can pick, then I want that one.

~Megan~

On the conversation during a basketball game...

*Katie and Megan are both sitting in the scoop-a-doop chair.*
Katie: Are you uncomfortable?
Megan: No are you?
Katie: No.
Ryan: I am.

On roommate taboos...

Megan: I will see YOU in the bedroom.

Katie: Let's never utter those words ever again please. .

On vegetarian vampires...

They don't have tofu blood.

~Claire~

On Soda Fountains...

Don't trash the sassafras brew.

~Nate~

On International Politics...

Look Claire, you could have had Russia!

~Megan~

On World Domination...

We talked about taking over Russia. We decided that Megan would be the one talking to those in society, trying to save their souls. Tom and Nate would go to the leaders and be like 'Let's sit down here and talk about it.' And Mike and I would just shoot them all.

~Chase~

On association...

You mean I have a droopy face!?

~Megan~

On humor...

Blastfemur

~Megan's distorted sense of humor~

On Eloquence...

Megan: Did you say Bite Me?
Katie: Yes
Megan: Oh, because I heard white meat, and I was like "chicken?"

On being a fan...

Katie: She has photos with all of the basketball players, but she's a ho.
Megan: I'd become a ho just to get photos with all of the baskeball players. *Sigh* The things I do for my basketball team.

On alternative jobs...

Aislinn and Zizz in unision: Strip and Shake!

On Blonde Moments...

Patrick: Are you sewing a Costume?
Justin: Yes, I'm going as the wenching fairy.
Megan: No, just take "wench" off of it.
Patrick: ing fairy?

On small business...

Yeah, I'm going to create a chain of laundromat/butcher shops. All in the same store...Get your meat while you clean your clothes.

~Patrick~

On Swanson...

Wow, this whole blog is about rape, I think Freud would have something to say about that.

~Mike~

On spelling...

Adie: I haven't been able to spell exist since...
Megan: since you existed?....sorry I had to.
Adie: it did lend itself well though.

On friendship...

*after Megan makes a remark about Katie changing her attire*
Katie (in a high squealed voice): You're the meanest friend evah!
Megan: No, I just judge.

On fringe benefits...

Katie: I'm like their personal secretary.
Megan: Yeah, but with none of the secretarial perks.
Katie: Like what?
Megan: Making out on the desk...

On brainwaves...

Raised Eyebrow Emoticon!

~Megan~

On word choice...

Megan: You've been, hublalubalubing a lot lately.
Katie: How do you even spell that?

On having to pee...

Katie: Hey Megan, guess what?...

Megan: Go to the bathroom, Katie.

Katie: Our relationship. It is not healthy.

On international relations...

Politics are a good foundation for a country...or futon.

~Adie~

On a long day...

Claire: you know, the Irish and the Scottish have a common enemy.
Megan: what? The potato?

On LOLHamlet...

"I can haz revenge?"

-Orion

On Marsh parking lots...

Megan: He has an accent!

Katie: Who?!

Megan: Yon fellow!

On the impossibility of pregnancy...

"I hasn't had the sex."

-Megan

On education...

Nothing expands the mind like flatulence!

-Tom

On being arcane...

Megan: Why am I speaking in "'tis" and "'twasn'ts?"

Katie: 'Twasn'ts?!

On jokes...

Megan: I don't even have a picture with Matt Howard!

Katie: Maybe it's because you're not a good enough stalker....

*long pause*

Megan/Katie: (Uproarious laughter) Yeah right...

On French Canadians...

Ooh la la, eh?

~Katie~

On Katie's crush...

Katie makes the Vulcan live long and prosper sign with her hand facing herself.
Elizabeth: No Katie, you're doing it wrong!
Megan: Yeah, what are you? Vulcan gangsta!?!?

On Adie' brain...

I will have self power and will control.

~Adie~

On jobs after college...

Philosophy Major: "Do you want fries with that?"

English Major: "To have fries with that, or not to have fries with that, that is your question..."

Psychology Major: "Why do you think you're ordering these fries? Do they remind you of your father?..."

History Major: "Did you know that Thomas Jefferson served french fries in the White House in 1802?"

Poli-Sci Major: "To call them FRENCH fries is technically politically incorrect. The most accepted term is FREEDOM fries..."

Anthropology Major: "Over time, humans have developed teeth to better consume the french fry, when they used to have sharper incisors to tear into meat..."

Pharmacy Major: "Yes, I would like fries with that."

On Megan playing sudoku...

Two, three, four....seven!

Megan

On Coincidences...

Katie: I was this girl in a play, where I was obessed with old movies, and I was obsessed with John Wayne, and I fell in love with this boy who caught me, his name was Dusty, it was a ranch name ...
Megan: So, you played me.
Katie: Yes, Oh my goodness, that's why we're friends! I played you before I met you!

On Those in Society...

Creepers CAN be nice.

~Megan~

On girl ratings...

On a scale of one to ten, you're a six...it's a parabole.

~Logan~

On being me...

Sometimes I make typos when I speak.

~Megan~

On sitting in one position and not wanting to move...

You blog it!

~Adie~

On Belt Buckles...

I tried to rape her belly button once, and almost broke my finger.

~Adie~

On promises...

Adie: I wouldn't rape you, Megan, you're blonde.
Megan: I'm...comforted?

On comfort in life...

My butt is very comfortable, I should know, I sit on it all the time.

~Megan~

On anomity...

I don't have eyes in my crotch.

On noise...

Katie: I protest
Adie: They usually do

On bubble baths...

Katie: Mr. Bubbles does bad things to me.
Megan: Mr. Bubbles?
Katie: Yes, I was raped by Mr. Bubbles.
Megan: I almost wrote, Mr. Buble.
Katie: I'd be down with that.

On lack of better words...

Karma is not a Jesus approved word.

~Adie~

On octagons...

I don't have the way with words that you do...that and I couldn't think of the word orgy.

~Megan~

On tickling...

I tickled her in the biblical sense.

~Adie/Katie~

On nerdyness...

I eat Gou'aldfish

~Megan~

On gavin...

Katie: How could he do that to me? I'm bearing his children.
Adie: But he has hair!
Megan: He wears a wig!
Katie: He wears a wig so I won't jump him in public.

On love...

Megan, this cake is so good that I'd give you a kiss...but I'm covered in cake.

~Claire~

New words...

Sexuindo

~Katie~

On alternative fuel sources...

How many miles per unicorn?

~Megan~

On romance...

It was super romantic. He caressed my face and took my hand with his other hand, and he looked into my eyes and said, "Katie...is that a grey hair?"

~Katie~

On the sixth sense...

My mom would tell me to use my common sense, I would tell her common sense and I flirted once, but we never dated.

~Adie~

On speakers...

You're like a sound system prostitute
The proper term is sound pimp.

~Katie and Doug~

On State Laws...

Megan: What if the belly button sex is consensual?
Katie: Then your belly button is a slut.

On Dancing...

I like to be dipped.

~Katie~

On the 21st century...

"Real is always better than virtual. Imagine a real facebook... wait, is that life?"
~Isabella~

On Awesome Movies...

Cobb: For this to work, we'd have to buy off the pilots...
Arthur: And we'd have to buy off the flight attendants...
Saito: I bought the airline.
[Everybody turns and stares at him. Saito just shrugs]
Saito: It seemed neater.

~IMDB~

On Fantasies...

Katie: I just want things to be simple and free of adversity.
Adie: So, can I go with you when you move to Neverland?

On being prepared...

I keep canned pears in my purse...do you?!

~Michelle~

On Patriotism...

"Respect the stars!!!"

~Katie

On Romance...

Michelle: Aw! I want a guy to bring me fruit!
Megan: I just want a guy!
Katie: I just want fruit...

On Table Talk...

They make relish out of rotten pickles.
*in horror* I've had that!!!!!!!!
~Katie and Isabella~

On Colloquialism...

Geeze Louise!

~Kelsey~

On Doughnuts...

What do you think about the little people on TV?
Well, you gotta use what you have man.



....................I've never been asked that before...................


~Adie and the drive through manager~

On Pants...

"But you're already wearing pants!"
"Don't waste a good wear of pants!"
~Megan and Adie~

On parenthood...

Everyone's a virgin at one point in their life.
Not me, I came out having sex.
You're a tribble?

~Megan and Adie~

On clothing...

My feet don't wear pants.

~Megan~

On Elton John...

He's like a little teddy bear.
Who's British and Flaming.
That's the best kind.

~Claire, Katie and Emily~

On downfalls...

How can you memorize the entire history of Japan, but can't figure out how to play a simple box game?!?

~Adie

On Chivalry...

If the Wabash boys rape you, they do it right and proper. They take you out for a candle lit dinner first, maybe a drink. "Would you like a roofie with that"?

~Katie~

On Facebook...

"Are you crushing?!"
"Yes. He's rich, he's cute and he has OI!"
~Megan and Adie~

On Dance Majors...

"Oh look, there goes Justin. He's actually sparkling in the sunlight! There's where Stephanie Meyer gets her inspiration. Because pale white guys glitter in the sunlight."
"No, that's just the body glitter."
~Megan and Adie~

On sexual harassment...

I'll poke you with my banana!

~Matt S.

On cooking...

Pot Crock

~Megan~

On Winky Faces...

I like the wordy winky, it's suspicious and naughty...suspiciously naughty.

~Megan~

On identity...

Vulcans are Amish!!!

~Megan~

On spock...

Spock doesn't need roofies, he has the vulcan nerve pinch.

~Megan~

On rape...

I'm going to carress you now, but don't worry, I'm thinking about Spock.

~Katie~

On late night strolls...

"Well I don't know about that, but there was no room for Jesus in there."

~Claire

On dating stories...

Think about it, pickled squirrels makes a really good story of how the two of you met!

~R.J. and Stephanie

On professions...

The Crayon box says they are approved by teachers. That means I approve them.

~Katie~

On recitals...

What's with all these living composers? I want dead guy music.

~Dr. Schelle~

On Crayons...

I want to sharpen a crayon even though they are already sharp.

~Katie~

On presents...

My future students thank you. They're going to be like, "But Miss Arnt, we want to color." "NO!" "Today we are going to learn about hotness. Spock...Hot. Sam Becker....Not."

~Katie~

On Birthdays...

People would think you turned five instead of twenty.
Crayons means five.

~Adie and Katie~

On Children...

Los niños!
~Claire~

On Creativity...

Wow look at you *Adie's crocheting* you're just really going there. *motions hands over the piece* So creative, it's like your creativity exploded...or puked.

~Megan~

On pain...

I elbowed Adie in the face today, if I had broken anything I would have cried.
I would have cried too.

~Katie and Adie~

On Daggers...

My butt does this wierd 90 degree angle thing.
...Yeah, I think everyone's does that. That's called sitting.
~Megan and Adie~

Hypothetical Conversation #1

Inter Chase and Tom after Tom is tagged in a prank post that says Stephanie ~ is pregnant by Tom...
Tom, you cheater, why? Is it because I can't give you children? I thought you said you didn't care that I couldn't give you children. What can Stephanie give you that I can't? I can give you so much more than she can...Well fine, you'll never see that Cinderella platnum 2-Disk edition DVD again! ~ Chase

On babies...

I'm the only one that can have babies and I don't know if I want any children.
That's great, then you can have kids for us.
Oh sure, I can see it now...put your order in now folks, money back guarantee. I want a boy and a girl, blue eyes blonde hair, what? Redhead, take them back.

~Adie and Megan~

On Jehovah's Witnesses...

I saw Jesus.
You don't see Him in this life.
I see dead people. Jesus is a dead people.
He's moved on from this world.
I see trans-dimensional dead people.
~Adie and Megan~

On Dress Shopping...

I have coupons.
What?
Coupons.
Oh, I thought you said, 'I have cute buns.' I was like, ....yeah....sure you do.

~Stephanie and Katie~

On Our Trip...

Apache Trout

On Being an Author...

I'm going to collect all these quotes and put them in a book.
It'll be "Diary of a not-so-wimpy College Student."
Look at me, now look at you, now back at me. I think we're wimpy.

~Megan and Adie~

On Ignorance...

We didn't know any better.
Which means you didn't know any worse.

~Megan and Adie~

On Snacks...

Quotes are like cookies.

~Adie~

On Late Nights...

It's late at night and that's the best time for quotes.
Yes, let's make more!!!

~Megan and Emily~

On Spring Break...

You're tired....in the head

~Adie~

On Dogs...

Dachshunds smell funny.
Yep, they are wiener dogs, they smell like wieners.
And you would know.
*pause*
Not those wieners.

~Adie and Megan~

On Cells...

Great, my phones gonna smell like shrimp!!!

~Katie~

On Food Choices...

When you're on morphine, nothing is appealing to eat except more morphine.
*Megan sticks arm out*
I'm hungry.

~Adie and Megan~

Five point words....

Mimitating - the act of imitating through mimicking one's action.

On Religion...

That would've been cool if my birth had been blessed by Barbara Streisand!

~Katie~

On Psych Majors...

It was a funny quote, don't psychoanalyze it!

~Katie~

On Inner Peace...

So go to your creepy place...
My creepy place??? Don't you mean my happy place?
No, happy place doesn't fit you.

~Katie and Adie~

On Political Responsitility...

"Voting is not hard. Google a few platforms, watch a few speeches. Pay attention to the world, at least for a little while. Then go push a button or two."
~Adie~

On Prioritizing...

"So when Mat was questioning his religion Jim almost failed a math test because of it and i was like "lest put Mat's internal problems over here and focus on Algebra".
~Adie~

On EN101...

"He likes to write creative non-fiction..."
"I hate that genre. If it's creative then you're messing with it and so it's just fiction."
~Adie and Megan~

On Dessert...

"So take your stats book..."
"Oh yeah, that would be the perfect outing. ...And this is how you define a normal curve...enjoy the cheesecake."
~Kyle and Adie~

On organization...

You can be a stripper with a fanny pack so you wouldn't have to put the money in your undies. There can be a pocket for dollar bills and a pocket for change, and put the large bills in this pocket so I can check them later with my pen to make sure they're good.

~Katie and RJ~

On Anthropology...

We need our own friggin Jane Goodall to figure us out!

~Adie~

On Forgetfullness...

Something smells like bacon.

Yes, that would be one of the Satanic sacrifices that I left in my backpack.

~Stephanie and Adie

On verbal abuse...

So what drama were we putting you in the middle of?

Nothing...its just the sky might fall down or I will explode on the inside or something. Bad things just flock to wherever you are, and I just so happen to be sitting next to you!!!!!!!


~Stephanie and Adie

On Hooker Heels...

Its reverse stripping! Now you see the boob, now you can't!

~Adie

On Geometry...Part 2...

We aren't a circle, we're a semi-circle!

Fine its orbiting a semi-circle.

If we have something orbiting a semi-circle, then don't we have a circle anyway?

Don't do this to me.

~Megan, Adie, and Stephanie

On Spiritualism...

You want ice cream because its good for your inside soul.

As opposed to your outside soul which is like an exoskeleton in ectoplasmic form.


~Megan and Adie

On memory lapses...

So that's where my missing five minutes keep going.
Yeah, we've been giving you this drug that causes you to lose five minutes here and there.
It's like roofie light!

~Stephanie, Megan, Claire~

On sneezing...

You sound like a duck in labor!

~Katie Armt

On Icecream...

A dream you dream alone, a dream you dream together is reality.
True dat! Get everyone on 'shrooms and it totally happened!!
~Adie and Katie (reading a Ben and Jerry's carton)~

On Tuition...

Of all the fish in the sea, why did you pick that octopiss?!?!
~RJ~

On Fishing...

I will catch you a boy, and I will put him on a silver platter with tiny lemon wedges.
~Katie~

5 points words...

Invisdible

On late night studying...

You need them because your legs don't work right.
Okay you can return to a normal level of intelligence in your speaking.
Yes, we need one person to sound like they attend college!

~Stephanie, Megan, and Adie

On Hungarian Banana Peppers...

I stuck my hand in every condiment in the house, and my hands still burned!


~Katie

On Cake Night...

Buttercream Hooker Heels.

On training to be a therapist...

"Its best for psychologists to have experience with what they are treating. I've never been addicted to sex but I like it."

"I'm pretty sure most of the human population would agree."

~R.J. and Adie

On Heritage...

Katie said it looked too maternal.
Yeah, it's like sexy hooker.
That's not maternal.
Wasn't your mom a hooker?

~Adie, Megan, Emily~

On Drugs...

Crack hurts...

~Megan~

On Mutually Assured Destruction...

*raises highlighter to draw on Adie*
Stephanie, if you do that I'll...Grope you in public

~Adie and Stephanie~

On birthrights...

Just because I was born in hell doesn't mean I'm a bad person

~Adie~

On Figurines...

The precious moment kama sutra collection!
~Adie~

On Talking With Mom...

I need stuff for pasta sauce....Pasta sauce....Spaghetti Sauce....You know, the red stuff you put on spaghetti....noodles...

~Adie on the Phone with her Mother~

On Politics...

I'm being very PC today.

~Adie~

On Career Choice...

Electrolcablooie Theory

~Adie~

On Summer Jobs...

"siete pepinos, siete pepinos!!!"
"NO PEPINOS!!!!!"
~Katie and her Pickle factory friends~

On Being Cripple...

I got so scared that I ran behind the couch.
RAN?!?!?!
Yes, it scared the cripple right out of me.

~Adie and Megan~

On Words of Wisdom...

Brian: So...why so down?
Stephanie: My boyfriend of five years broke up with me two days ago.
Brian: Oh, well statistically speaking, he will probably get run over by a train at some point.

On Midnight Baking...

Hello! That's an oven!

On Flatland...

"Do circles and lines have polygon babies?"
"...Yes"
"Yeah, they are that "don't do that" symbol"
~Katie and Adie~

On Difficult Decisions...

So, my old password used to be "werewolves" and now my new password is "vampires".
... I feel like I'm at war with myself...
~Adie~