On Heritage...

Katie said it looked too maternal.
Yeah, it's like sexy hooker.
That's not maternal.
Wasn't your mom a hooker?

~Adie, Megan, Emily~

On Drugs...

Crack hurts...

~Megan~

On Mutually Assured Destruction...

*raises highlighter to draw on Adie*
Stephanie, if you do that I'll...Grope you in public

~Adie and Stephanie~

On birthrights...

Just because I was born in hell doesn't mean I'm a bad person

~Adie~

On Figurines...

The precious moment kama sutra collection!
~Adie~

On Talking With Mom...

I need stuff for pasta sauce....Pasta sauce....Spaghetti Sauce....You know, the red stuff you put on spaghetti....noodles...

~Adie on the Phone with her Mother~

On Politics...

I'm being very PC today.

~Adie~

On Career Choice...

Electrolcablooie Theory

~Adie~

On Summer Jobs...

"siete pepinos, siete pepinos!!!"
"NO PEPINOS!!!!!"
~Katie and her Pickle factory friends~

On Being Cripple...

I got so scared that I ran behind the couch.
RAN?!?!?!
Yes, it scared the cripple right out of me.

~Adie and Megan~

On Words of Wisdom...

Brian: So...why so down?
Stephanie: My boyfriend of five years broke up with me two days ago.
Brian: Oh, well statistically speaking, he will probably get run over by a train at some point.

On Midnight Baking...

Hello! That's an oven!

On Flatland...

"Do circles and lines have polygon babies?"
"...Yes"
"Yeah, they are that "don't do that" symbol"
~Katie and Adie~

On Difficult Decisions...

So, my old password used to be "werewolves" and now my new password is "vampires".
... I feel like I'm at war with myself...
~Adie~