On memory lapses...

So that's where my missing five minutes keep going.
Yeah, we've been giving you this drug that causes you to lose five minutes here and there.
It's like roofie light!

~Stephanie, Megan, Claire~

On sneezing...

You sound like a duck in labor!

~Katie Armt

On Icecream...

A dream you dream alone, a dream you dream together is reality.
True dat! Get everyone on 'shrooms and it totally happened!!
~Adie and Katie (reading a Ben and Jerry's carton)~

On Tuition...

Of all the fish in the sea, why did you pick that octopiss?!?!
~RJ~

On Fishing...

I will catch you a boy, and I will put him on a silver platter with tiny lemon wedges.
~Katie~

5 points words...

Invisdible

On late night studying...

You need them because your legs don't work right.
Okay you can return to a normal level of intelligence in your speaking.
Yes, we need one person to sound like they attend college!

~Stephanie, Megan, and Adie

On Hungarian Banana Peppers...

I stuck my hand in every condiment in the house, and my hands still burned!


~Katie

On Cake Night...

Buttercream Hooker Heels.

On training to be a therapist...

"Its best for psychologists to have experience with what they are treating. I've never been addicted to sex but I like it."

"I'm pretty sure most of the human population would agree."

~R.J. and Adie