On Climate...

The Mastodons are Thawing!!!

On Christmas Spirit...

"Are you drawing a penis on your Christmas cookie?"
"Why yes, yes I am"

"...I don't want to eat the dick cookie..."
~Casey and Adie~

On Simple Fun...

Simple words on a fridge, no, the beginnings of an academic paper.

On Messaging...

If you leave me a voice message, I'll kill you so hard it will hurt in the afterlife.

~Adie~

On Stalking...

Sam...What is your height and shoe size?
What?
Just tell me!!!
5'10...10 and a half.
Oh I thought you were looking at an instant alert message and you were seeing if Sam matched the description.

~Megan, Sam, Stephanie~

On Word Choice...

I pretended to be Craig Ferguson interviewing Taylor Swift.
No, Blasphemy. Craig would have nothing to do with that whore.
*Stephanie comes over and puts her hand on Megan's head*
No temperature.
What?
I've never heard you curse before.
I don't consider that a curse word, it's a job description.

~Sam, Megan, and Stephanie~

On Desire...

He can be dubious in his Christianity, so long as he has morals and several plaid shirts.
~Megan's id by Adie~

On Cultural Geography...

I'm keeping it Wild Western themed.
He's in Saudi Arabia.
He's still a cowboy.
It's the Wild East.

~Megan, Stephanie and Emily~

On The Economic Crisis...

Did you ever read "A Modest Proposal?"
Did I ever!!!

~Adie and Emily~

On Zombies...

Why is he messing with the corpse.
It's moving, it's not a corpse.

~Katie and Adie~

On Diversity...

I really respect Elves as a species...

~Adie~

On New Age Inventions...

Oxygen mustache! Wear one in case you need a quick breath!
~Katie~

On Dora the Explorer...

Sniper, no swiping!

On Christmas Cheer

If I hear Dominic the Donkey one more time I might just kill someone!

~Stephanie