On noise...

Katie: I protest
Adie: They usually do

On bubble baths...

Katie: Mr. Bubbles does bad things to me.
Megan: Mr. Bubbles?
Katie: Yes, I was raped by Mr. Bubbles.
Megan: I almost wrote, Mr. Buble.
Katie: I'd be down with that.

On lack of better words...

Karma is not a Jesus approved word.

~Adie~

On octagons...

I don't have the way with words that you do...that and I couldn't think of the word orgy.

~Megan~

On tickling...

I tickled her in the biblical sense.

~Adie/Katie~

On nerdyness...

I eat Gou'aldfish

~Megan~

On gavin...

Katie: How could he do that to me? I'm bearing his children.
Adie: But he has hair!
Megan: He wears a wig!
Katie: He wears a wig so I won't jump him in public.

On love...

Megan, this cake is so good that I'd give you a kiss...but I'm covered in cake.

~Claire~

New words...

Sexuindo

~Katie~

On alternative fuel sources...

How many miles per unicorn?

~Megan~

On romance...

It was super romantic. He caressed my face and took my hand with his other hand, and he looked into my eyes and said, "Katie...is that a grey hair?"

~Katie~

On the sixth sense...

My mom would tell me to use my common sense, I would tell her common sense and I flirted once, but we never dated.

~Adie~

On speakers...

You're like a sound system prostitute
The proper term is sound pimp.

~Katie and Doug~

On State Laws...

Megan: What if the belly button sex is consensual?
Katie: Then your belly button is a slut.

On Dancing...

I like to be dipped.

~Katie~

On the 21st century...

"Real is always better than virtual. Imagine a real facebook... wait, is that life?"
~Isabella~