On Being Environmentally Aware...

We've solved global warming. Take 1/2 of the fat people of America and replace them with skinny Japanese. This will balance the earth and return the seasons to the normal roation.
~Adie and Megan~

On Stalking...

Forgive your neighbor 490 times.
What about the 491st time? Does this mean that I can biblically commit murder, cause I need a loophole here!
~Megan, Katie, Stephanie and Adie~

On Txting...

*hahaha* F****my life.
what.....
SAM IS PREGNANT????!!!!!!!
~Stephanie, Katie and Adie~

On The Supernatural...

Oh, I thought you said they knew when you were conceived.
You're parents were psychic!
Your dad was like, "I feel a disturbance in my sperm".
~Katie and Adie~

On Being Stubborn...

Bog! *pronounced boo-g*
Boog would have two Os in it.
Boooooooooog!!!!!!!!!!!
~Megan and Adie~

5 Point Word Dictionary

Plethorily- a lot

On Epic Tuesday...

It all started with the congregation of friends.
--"If she calls me one more time I'm gonna yell at her with words she doesn't even know!!!!"
Then there was homework with friends and partners.
--"Take my card and go get my keys, we're going out!"
Then there was the conspiracy.
--"You go get your car, you go get your keys and I'll meet you round back."
Then there was failure, which was not epic.
--" 'doba is closed, it closed at 10:00. WTF!!!"
Then there was discovery.
--"Turn left, there's a Taco Bell to the left!"
Then there was awesomeness.
--"Hang on baby, just a minute. Here you go baby, want anything else with that?"
Then there was just dessert.
--"Here you go, cause you just made our night." "Thanks, come again 'round Christmas time."
Then there was the valiant return.
--"It's right there. No, right not left. Go back, no stop. Just stop moving, let her get out."
Then there was none.

~Michelle, RJ, Megan and Adie~

On Being Cosmopolitan...

I have to read "Train to Pakistan".
You have to get on a train to Pakistan?
NO, read. ....Yeah, I'll take a flight to Massachusetts. Then I'll get on the chunnel II that goes to... what's a country on the west coast of the middle east?
...Turkey...
Then I'll get on the chunnel II that goes to Turkey and from there I'll take a train to Pakistan.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Taboo...

My friend won't even let me say "period" around him.
What's wrong with "period"?
The feminine function not the grammatical mark.
~Ben, Megan and Adie~

5 Point Word List

Imbibed.

On Chemistry Class...

*Ouch, hot!!
Yes, you microwaved it, it's hot. ....The molecules went boing and then they got hot. Just like people.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Hinduism...

*Ouch, damn*
You are a bitch.
No, karma's a bitch.
...You are Karma!!! You are a new Hindu goddess, the embodiment of karma.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Belief...

My beliefs start early in the morning.
So you're an atheist when you go to sleep?
~Megan and Adie~

5 Point Word Dictionary

Defissioned - the opposite act of fission.

Happy Birthday to...

ME!!!

~Megan, 21~

On Buttercream...

So, you are going to hold up the Marsh to get more cake?
No, I'm going to hold up the dollar store first to get a water gun.
Yes, you'll say..."I only have 95 cents, now give me the gun."

~Megan, Adie, Stephanie~

On Inside Jokes...

Buttercream

~All of us~

On Consumption...

If it ain't fried, it ain't food.

~Megan~

On the Edge of the Map...

I don't know about that.
Well, I don't either.
Nobody knows nothin'. You are all in the same boat.
Yes, and you are on it with them.
No, I'm the captain...Ahoy Mates, I see land...

~Adie, Anna, Megan, and Stephanie~

On Buttercream...

Adie............................put your pants back on.

~Stephanie~

On being a Vegetarian...

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

~Katie~

On a continuation of friendship...

This is rock bottom.
That means stop digging; you can go no further.
Except for...China.
Digging will result in spontaneous combination..
or in arrest by the Chinese national authorities.
Communism.....run!

~Adie, Stephanie, and Megan

On estimation

I'm a little loopy.
A little?
You have to compensate for my normal baseline.
I was!
Ouch!

~Adie and Stephanie

On friendship

Remember the sympathy switch? Turn on the sympathy switch!!

~Adie

On pre-paper prep...

ANNOTATION: read book again.

*Stephanie's idea of marking a book*

On Foreign Language...

Do you understand what your professor is saying?
Not a clue, something about sleeping in a house.

~Rebecca and Adie~

On the American Opinion of Rap...

English Rap - stories with a beat.
French Rap - too sensual to be rap.
Japanese Rap - wait a minute, I thought this was supposed to be in Japanese.
Portuguese Rap - It sounds like he is tripping over his tongue.
Hindi Rap - Bollywood anyone?
Jamaican Rap - see english.
German Rap - and I thought English rap was angry!
Russian Rap - are you choking on your vodka?
Tai Rap - it sounds like inarticulate, badly written couplets.
Swiss Rap - it sounds like a bad chocolate!
UK Rap - a strange twist on a damaged piece of music.
Korean Rap - you call this rap? I'd hate to see your slow dance.
Hebrew Rap - is this kosher?
Afghan Rap - snake charmers.
Farsi Rap - we got nothing.
Greek Rap - rap on valium.
Swahili Rap - for those dearly departed.
Pakistani Rap - a poor attempt to learn english while on ritilan.
Egyptian Rap - walk like and egyptian!
Albanian Rap - lyric vomit.
Ukranian Rap - there are words here?
Chinese Rap - 1.3 billion people and this is the best you've got?

~Stephanie, Adie, Megan~

On Volunteerism...

I used to volunteer at the Homeless people's shelter...I was their puppy. It was awkward...they used to pet me.

~Adie~

On Craftiness...

Oh, by the way I need to take your measurements.......Yes, I'm making you lingerie. I hope you like it.

~Adie~