On Life Philosophy...

My life's philosophy...
I'll google it...

~Megan~

On Repression...

That's your id speaking.
I thought he was in a box.
He is, he's suffocating.
So poke him some air holes.
No, he does that himself. That's how people have a psychotic break, their id pokes one too many holes. *makes violent and crude stabbing motions in the air*

.....Why is my id a boy?
I don't know, maybe that explains some things.
Yeah, quite possible.
~Megan and Adie~

On Communication...

I think my smart phone is mentally retarded.

~Adie~

On Family...

I have members of my family that are estranged.
Us too, but that's because they are jerks.I mean... my nuclear family is really loud, obnoxious, crass and blunt and we fight a lot; and we think they're jerks.
~Megan and Adie~

On Attention...

Aww...you can't sit at the back of the class?
No, it sucks. I have to be an attentive student.
~Megan, Emily and Adie~

On Intelligent Life...

*trying to get a dead cell phone to work, we randomly push buttons while leaving it plugged in*
The light is back on.
The special one?
Yeah
.....It's buzzing.
It's a signal from aliens.
Let's answer them!!!
~Adie and Megan~

On Personality...

I'm very outgoing and loud, I make people notice ME so they see past the disability and hate me for who I really am.
~Adie~

On Becoming Teacher's Pet...

I have perfected the excellent student look.
What's that?
Well I make eye contact with the teacher, nod my head when he/she says something, then act like I'm writing it down . It saves a lot of wear and tear on me cause I never actually need to pay attention.

~Megan and Anna~

On Creative Writing...

I write a lot in my stats class, but it's not notes, it is usually poetry...about dying and other morbid things, I wonder why...

~Megan~

Five Point Word List

Immolate
Imminent

On Mondays...

So, apparently....
Why is it apparently instead of achildly?...... Wow, that was really bad!
Yeah, yeah that sucked.
~Megan and Adie~

On Expression...

You should see my bed, it's a mess. There's manga everywhere, and an anime magazine; there's a paper from three weeks ago and, my class novel and my psych textbooks; a crumpled blanket and an old pair of shorts.
The workings of your inner brain.
My subconscious, what...... brain vomit?
~Megan and Adie~

On Enlightenment...

Have you ever felt a little sad 'cause no one was calling or texting you, only to pick up you phone and realize that its been off all day?
.......Yeah, me neither..........
~Adie~

On Culture...

That's a Garba, a stick dance. It's like Hindu square dancing.
~Prof. Bauman~

On the Little Things in life...

I'm in a bus, and it has wireless *jumps up and down on seat*
Life is good

~Megan~

On New Vocab...

Apparently, according to Urban Dictionary, the male version of a Cougar is a Dingo.
That is way too close to the word dick for my comfort.
~Sam and Adie~

On Politics...

Now see, that just creeps me out.
I know, you're a conservative. Your mind is in a box.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Sexuality...

What did I do to deserve this?!?
You were born with a pair of gonads instead of a vagina.
~Sam and Adie~

On Hard Work...

NO, DON'T! You'll erase all my work, and you know how hard it is to remember C & B!
~Megan~

On Diversity...

Cripples have many important everyday uses. They can really help with everyday exercise. You can push them, you can pull them. You can occasioinally lift weights with them, they can even encourage you at the same time. Everyone should have one in their lives.
~Adie~

On Inebreation...

He fell asleep backwards on the toilet.
How do you fall asleep backwards, wake up first??
~Sam and Adie~

List of 5 point words

Delineate

On Meeting for Dinner...

How near is this future you speak of?
~Megan~

On Grammar...

Is is is, is isn't as, as is like like.

~Megan~

On Technology...

... and I only got a five out of ten. I could have sworn that was extra credit!
It was, didn't you hear him say in class?
Yeah, but I looked online and it really lowered my grade.
Nah, always just assume he doesn't know how to use a computer.
Oh, ok. You've had him before right?
Yup
Well, I'll trust you.

~RJ and Adie~

On an excellent grammar...

...at the place they were disappeared to...

*actual grammar by professor in class*

~Megan

5 point Word Dictionary

Ethicacy~having to do with, pertaining to ethics, only not...

~By Adie

On Attention Whoring...

I just can't stop, I'm addicted.
No, you're better than that. I'll be your sponsor, when you get the urge to use call me.
But then I'll be calling you all the time!
It's ok, I believe in you.
But I like it! I need all different sorts of people, I'm going through withdrawl here!
NO! Be strong, you can do this!
~Stephanie and Adie~

On intelligence...

Procrastination is a sign of genius...

I should have Mensa knocking on my door...

~Megan~

On how to write papers...

Word Vommit

~Megan~

On Unbelievable Moments...

Woah, I just stumbled on porn!
~Jake~

On Restricted Substances...

I'm high on life.
Addictions are bad, we can fix that. *holds up fingers in shape of gun*
Eeep
~Tori and Adie~

On Freud...

Like I said... walling off the id.
...Can I leave him a little door?
No.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On being in power...

When in panic or in doubt, run around, scream and shout.

-Dr. Porter-