On quickness...

You think I didn't blog that?

~Megan~

On touching hands...

I don't like not being able to see that before it happens...

~Katie~

On Katie's skypeage...

Emoticon whore!

~Megan~

On Indiana Weather...

Megan: It's going to be high forties and fifties next week.
Adie: Oh My Goodness it's summer.

On conversations...

Megan: Everyone's a little bit of a sociopath...
Adie: ...Sometimes, but that doesn't mean we go around committing...murder
Megan: That doesn't work.
Adie: Nothing rhymes with sociopath.
Emily and Elizabeth: Math...
Megan: Doesn't mean we go around committing MATH!
Adie: It has to rhyme with the whole word.
Megan: Don't be such a...
Elizabeth: Stickler.
Adie: I was going to say Nazi.

On spying...

Megan: Why does he have two guns?
Elizabeth: He's over compensating?
Megan: He had no balls.

On firefly...

Simon! I'm psychic.

~Megan~

On absences...

You were in Scotland.

~Katie~

On misspoken words...

I feel sorry for the peach tree dish...er, I mean...oh well.

~Maddie~

On checking jean pockets...

MONEY!!!
Sometimes I just love me!

~Megan~

On police departments...

There ain't no crime in Carmel...

~Emily~

On lunchtime...

Emily: You smell good.
Adie: Thank you?
Emily: It's not like I was sniffing you.

On the bone in raccoons...

Hehe, click to enlarge.

~Megan~

On maybe clean spoons...

Katie: But it might be dirty.
Megan: KATIE! We put our toes in our mouths last night.

On Katie's Catch Phrase...

Well he can suck my Dickens!

~Katie~

On manliness...

The next time you need balls in your life...

~Katie~

On cooking...

Strange noises always come from our kitchen.

~Emily~

On Justin Bieber...

That's because it's a Child!

~Megan~

On fives...

Katie: It went, boob, boob, boob, boob, boob....
Megan and Adie: There are five boobs!
Katie: There are too many boobs in that equation.

On being cancelled...

Ellen: did you know...
Adie: Zac Efron?
Ellen: yeah.

On choosing the right career...

Katie: Megan, just get right to the point.
Megan: I can't. I'm a politician, I subvert the issue!

On Hypothetical conversations...

Katie: I got you begonias for Valentine's Day!
Megan: I got YOU begonias for Valentine's Day!
*both squee and embrace*
Katie: Who needs boys?
Megan: When you have begonias!!!

On true love...

Megan: I'm going to buy begonias.
Katie: Begonias are my favorite flower!
Megan: Mine too!
*squee and hug*
Emily: You guys are soulmates.

On late nights...

Megan: Why can't I spell...
Adie: ...your own name.

On my own quote...

Why do you need an egg cozy? Do dey get cold in de refrigerator?

~Megan~

On federal regulation...

First they'll get rid of the penny then it'll be the nickel!

~Adie~

On best gay friends...

Not my baby! My baby...

~Adie~

On the political atmostphere in egypt...

Red Rover, Red Rover, we dare the protesters over...

~Megan~

On timing...

Megan: It's 11:11, make a wish!
Katie: Ah, Crap.

On english geeks...

Katie: And he's writing a 20 page paper on Faustian literature.
Emily: That's hot.

On reversals...

Megan: So, there's a guy holding them both over a cliff and you have to choose one!
Katie: NOOOOO! Why do my hypothetical situations come back to bite me in the butt?

On choices in life...

Megan: So, which one do you like?
Katie: That's the PROBLEM!!!

On long distances crushes...

There's this cute guy that has OI. He's nine years older than me, so he'd be like MAINE boy except OREGON boy.

~Adie~

On medical advances...

Orion: Yeah, the heart keeps beating after you rip it out of a person's chest. You can even cut it up and put it on a plate and it still beats.
Emily: A Plate?
Adie: Yes, a silver platter.

On Positions...

Emily: But I can't reach my apple in this position!
Adie: Emily, I love you.
Emily: I love my apple...and you too.

On kitties in the box...

She's British! Which means the kitties are British, which means they purr with an English Accent!

~Megan~

On substitutions...

No, and I never will...Knock on...Couch.

~Ros~

On story time...

Once upon a time my friend Ryan spanked a hawk...
The End

~Katie~

On specialization...

There's a whole section of psychology for Christians, it's like Youth Group on a couch.

~Adie~

On proper usage of terms...

Megan: That's what she said?...Why do I always make those statements into questions?
Adie: Because you've never been 'she'd'.

On the evils of Starbucks...

It's not up there on the Google level yet, but it's still pretty high.

~Mike~

On amazing truths...

Ros: He gave me this article that likened getting your ears cleaned to sex.
Adie: Well, the ear is one of the 7 alternative erogenous zones...
Orion: There are seven?!?!?!

On inclusion...

Megan: Why hasn't Sawyer made the blog, he should be on the blog.
Adie: Well, he doesn't say much.

On Olympic Sports...

Ice Ball
*a game similar to, yet infinitely more perilous than baseball, played with ice chunks and an ice scraper*

On the Wrath of God...

Adie:...and she will call down the wrath of God so the car explodes.
Megan: How can she do that, she's an athiest.
Adie: she was raised Polish Catholic, He's like, "eh, ok, for old time's sake".
Megan: *skeptical look*
Adie: Hey, this is my God we're talking about, he's a cynical son-of-a-bitch.
Megan: He's not the son of anything.
Adie: Hey yeah, if he calls himself a son-of-a-bitch does that mean He's insulting Himself?