On Climate...

The Mastodons are Thawing!!!

On Christmas Spirit...

"Are you drawing a penis on your Christmas cookie?"
"Why yes, yes I am"

"...I don't want to eat the dick cookie..."
~Casey and Adie~

On Simple Fun...

Simple words on a fridge, no, the beginnings of an academic paper.

On Messaging...

If you leave me a voice message, I'll kill you so hard it will hurt in the afterlife.

~Adie~

On Stalking...

Sam...What is your height and shoe size?
What?
Just tell me!!!
5'10...10 and a half.
Oh I thought you were looking at an instant alert message and you were seeing if Sam matched the description.

~Megan, Sam, Stephanie~

On Word Choice...

I pretended to be Craig Ferguson interviewing Taylor Swift.
No, Blasphemy. Craig would have nothing to do with that whore.
*Stephanie comes over and puts her hand on Megan's head*
No temperature.
What?
I've never heard you curse before.
I don't consider that a curse word, it's a job description.

~Sam, Megan, and Stephanie~

On Desire...

He can be dubious in his Christianity, so long as he has morals and several plaid shirts.
~Megan's id by Adie~

On Cultural Geography...

I'm keeping it Wild Western themed.
He's in Saudi Arabia.
He's still a cowboy.
It's the Wild East.

~Megan, Stephanie and Emily~

On The Economic Crisis...

Did you ever read "A Modest Proposal?"
Did I ever!!!

~Adie and Emily~

On Zombies...

Why is he messing with the corpse.
It's moving, it's not a corpse.

~Katie and Adie~

On Diversity...

I really respect Elves as a species...

~Adie~

On New Age Inventions...

Oxygen mustache! Wear one in case you need a quick breath!
~Katie~

On Dora the Explorer...

Sniper, no swiping!

On Christmas Cheer

If I hear Dominic the Donkey one more time I might just kill someone!

~Stephanie

On Being Environmentally Aware...

We've solved global warming. Take 1/2 of the fat people of America and replace them with skinny Japanese. This will balance the earth and return the seasons to the normal roation.
~Adie and Megan~

On Stalking...

Forgive your neighbor 490 times.
What about the 491st time? Does this mean that I can biblically commit murder, cause I need a loophole here!
~Megan, Katie, Stephanie and Adie~

On Txting...

*hahaha* F****my life.
what.....
SAM IS PREGNANT????!!!!!!!
~Stephanie, Katie and Adie~

On The Supernatural...

Oh, I thought you said they knew when you were conceived.
You're parents were psychic!
Your dad was like, "I feel a disturbance in my sperm".
~Katie and Adie~

On Being Stubborn...

Bog! *pronounced boo-g*
Boog would have two Os in it.
Boooooooooog!!!!!!!!!!!
~Megan and Adie~

5 Point Word Dictionary

Plethorily- a lot

On Epic Tuesday...

It all started with the congregation of friends.
--"If she calls me one more time I'm gonna yell at her with words she doesn't even know!!!!"
Then there was homework with friends and partners.
--"Take my card and go get my keys, we're going out!"
Then there was the conspiracy.
--"You go get your car, you go get your keys and I'll meet you round back."
Then there was failure, which was not epic.
--" 'doba is closed, it closed at 10:00. WTF!!!"
Then there was discovery.
--"Turn left, there's a Taco Bell to the left!"
Then there was awesomeness.
--"Hang on baby, just a minute. Here you go baby, want anything else with that?"
Then there was just dessert.
--"Here you go, cause you just made our night." "Thanks, come again 'round Christmas time."
Then there was the valiant return.
--"It's right there. No, right not left. Go back, no stop. Just stop moving, let her get out."
Then there was none.

~Michelle, RJ, Megan and Adie~

On Being Cosmopolitan...

I have to read "Train to Pakistan".
You have to get on a train to Pakistan?
NO, read. ....Yeah, I'll take a flight to Massachusetts. Then I'll get on the chunnel II that goes to... what's a country on the west coast of the middle east?
...Turkey...
Then I'll get on the chunnel II that goes to Turkey and from there I'll take a train to Pakistan.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Taboo...

My friend won't even let me say "period" around him.
What's wrong with "period"?
The feminine function not the grammatical mark.
~Ben, Megan and Adie~

5 Point Word List

Imbibed.

On Chemistry Class...

*Ouch, hot!!
Yes, you microwaved it, it's hot. ....The molecules went boing and then they got hot. Just like people.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Hinduism...

*Ouch, damn*
You are a bitch.
No, karma's a bitch.
...You are Karma!!! You are a new Hindu goddess, the embodiment of karma.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Belief...

My beliefs start early in the morning.
So you're an atheist when you go to sleep?
~Megan and Adie~

5 Point Word Dictionary

Defissioned - the opposite act of fission.

Happy Birthday to...

ME!!!

~Megan, 21~

On Buttercream...

So, you are going to hold up the Marsh to get more cake?
No, I'm going to hold up the dollar store first to get a water gun.
Yes, you'll say..."I only have 95 cents, now give me the gun."

~Megan, Adie, Stephanie~

On Inside Jokes...

Buttercream

~All of us~

On Consumption...

If it ain't fried, it ain't food.

~Megan~

On the Edge of the Map...

I don't know about that.
Well, I don't either.
Nobody knows nothin'. You are all in the same boat.
Yes, and you are on it with them.
No, I'm the captain...Ahoy Mates, I see land...

~Adie, Anna, Megan, and Stephanie~

On Buttercream...

Adie............................put your pants back on.

~Stephanie~

On being a Vegetarian...

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

~Katie~

On a continuation of friendship...

This is rock bottom.
That means stop digging; you can go no further.
Except for...China.
Digging will result in spontaneous combination..
or in arrest by the Chinese national authorities.
Communism.....run!

~Adie, Stephanie, and Megan

On estimation

I'm a little loopy.
A little?
You have to compensate for my normal baseline.
I was!
Ouch!

~Adie and Stephanie

On friendship

Remember the sympathy switch? Turn on the sympathy switch!!

~Adie

On pre-paper prep...

ANNOTATION: read book again.

*Stephanie's idea of marking a book*

On Foreign Language...

Do you understand what your professor is saying?
Not a clue, something about sleeping in a house.

~Rebecca and Adie~

On the American Opinion of Rap...

English Rap - stories with a beat.
French Rap - too sensual to be rap.
Japanese Rap - wait a minute, I thought this was supposed to be in Japanese.
Portuguese Rap - It sounds like he is tripping over his tongue.
Hindi Rap - Bollywood anyone?
Jamaican Rap - see english.
German Rap - and I thought English rap was angry!
Russian Rap - are you choking on your vodka?
Tai Rap - it sounds like inarticulate, badly written couplets.
Swiss Rap - it sounds like a bad chocolate!
UK Rap - a strange twist on a damaged piece of music.
Korean Rap - you call this rap? I'd hate to see your slow dance.
Hebrew Rap - is this kosher?
Afghan Rap - snake charmers.
Farsi Rap - we got nothing.
Greek Rap - rap on valium.
Swahili Rap - for those dearly departed.
Pakistani Rap - a poor attempt to learn english while on ritilan.
Egyptian Rap - walk like and egyptian!
Albanian Rap - lyric vomit.
Ukranian Rap - there are words here?
Chinese Rap - 1.3 billion people and this is the best you've got?

~Stephanie, Adie, Megan~

On Volunteerism...

I used to volunteer at the Homeless people's shelter...I was their puppy. It was awkward...they used to pet me.

~Adie~

On Craftiness...

Oh, by the way I need to take your measurements.......Yes, I'm making you lingerie. I hope you like it.

~Adie~

On Birthdays...

I just made it into the new year...
You kinda slid in there...
No, it's more of a sliding out kinda action.

~Anna, Charles and Adie~

On Violence...

I like violence.
Will you promise us blood?

~Megan and Stephanie~

On Lifeguards...

You know, he's not that good looking...I think I'll save my drowning for a better looking lifeguard.

~Megan~

On Lifeguarding...

With your luck you would get the girl.
And with yours you would get the boy.
Yeah...if that happens we should ask them to switch... "could you guys please switch? Yeah? ok, I'll go back to drowning now"
~Megan and Adie~

On Nutrition...

It's diet, not arsenic!
~Adie~

On the art of Breathing...

*After laughing hysterically while trying to drink coffee.*

Adie, I really don't appreciate having to inhale my coffee!

~Stephanie~

On the Pie of Life...

On Appearance...

I resemble that fact...

~Megan~

On Pureness of Heart...

You're such a nice person.
No, I just wear the facade really well.

~Megan and Adie~

On Adie....

I'm an enabler

~Adie~

On Failure...

It's epic...

~Megan and Adie~

On Theology...

That hebrew word is actually translated 'murder,' we will discuss.
Oh dear, sounds grim.
Yes. Thou must watcheth thy step aroundeth me when thou arst speaking of the holy word of God.
I'm not even gonna venture there. I see a stone arch that says "abandon all hope Adie who enters here."

~Megan and Adie~

On Toast...

It's soft and mushy and warm.
I like soft and mushy and warm.
~Megan and Adie~

On the Afterlife

If I commit suicide, I am blaming you!
But, if you're dead, you can't blame anyone.
I will... it may be in the afterlife that doesn't exist, but I will blame you!

~Stephanie and Adie~

On Pride...

I would totally put a corpse in the drivers seat if I totalled it.
~Adie~

On Crude Jokes...

*in reference to a "that's what she said joke"*
You missed that one.
No, I was ignoring it. There was a giant neon sign, flashing lights and road blocks.
~Megan and Adie~

On Perkiness...

*laughs at computer screen*
What? Oh sorry, I forgot your world doesn't revolve around my world.
I think if our worlds revolved around each other they would implode.

~Megan and Adie~

On colors...

Why are my words on the blog green when you type it up?
I don't know, I just see you as green.
What's that supposed to mean? I'm naive or environmentally friendly?

~Megan and Adie~

On Social Situations...

I'm either mom or I'm six, it don't work both ways.
You're their mother, not my mother. So that makes them what, three?
~Megan and Adie~

On Thinking About the Future...

When I was little, I wrote on a note card what I wanted to be when I grew up.
But I lost it.
~Adie~

On More Hoosierisms...

• You think nothing of it when you wake up and it's 40 and raining, at lunch break it's 20 and dry, when you go home it's 55 and sunny and at night it snows.
  
• You have memorized all the cops in your town, their schedules and which ones to avoid like the plague.
  
• After prom was just a party at your high school put on by a bunch of moms and school counselors; and it was amazing.
• You think Brownsburg is the ghetto.
• You have had at least one power outage at school/home/church because an animal crawled into the generator at the plant.
• You know "hick" is someone from Kentucky or Tennessee, which is also the only definition for "down south".
• You think fancy is a pair of slacks, a nice shirt and actually doing up your hair. You might even go get it cut and have your nails done but that's strechin' it.
  
• You know that there's really more than corn in Indiana; there's soybeans. Other than that, nothin'.
• You think that the invisible wall between the smoking and non-smoking sections in a restaurant/bar really works.
  
• Everyone knows when all the HS sport events are, but when is the election again?
• The question "IU or Purdue" can spark lethal arguments.
  
• You know what 4-H is, know someone who's shown every year and think it's a huge deal even if you don't go.
  
• Highway= Indy500 practice track.
• You see high school kids hanging out at the local hardware store, drug store or retention pond.
  
• You think working as a receptionist at the local nursing home or a sales rep at one of the few local stores is a posh job.
  

On preparedness...

Bring your mini-laptop. We're gonna have quotes!
~Adie~

On the Jock Table...

So can you make me $500 in a day?
No, the stock market doesn't work like that. If that were possible, everyone in the world'd be doin it!
I just wanna put money in and win the lottery.
Tell you what, you give me a hundred and I'll make you a hundred more in a week.
A week! That's no business, you ain't a business man!
That's not how it works.
~Anonymous~

On Hoosierisms...

• You can say "Anywho..." and "kitty-corner" and have others know what you're talking about.
• You think Indy music is cool.
• You nick-name every city because there's nothing better to do.
• You swear by corn and soy beans.
• You have long and serious discussions about organic crops in everyday life.
• you would never believe that there are other kinds of people out there; Can't tell the difference between a Hispanic and an Asian.
• You see the weather report for a foot of snow, black ice and hail and so pray for a 2 hour delay.
• You think a multimillion dollar mansion next to a farm is not that weird really.
• You think euchre is the greatest thing since sliced bread, probably even better.
• If it wasn't made in America, you have no idea what it is, let alone how to spell it.
• You know there is no such things as too many prepositions.
• You have no idea what public transportation is.
• You know the back roads better than, and they are definitely faster than, the interstate.
• You have no idea how people can survive without a car, and have a hard time imagining a life without at least 2, one of them being a truck or a minivan.
  
• You've followed some sort of farming vehicle down a major road.
• You argue on how to say Valparaiso and Terre Haute but can spell them both no prob.
  
• Your bus route is more than 40 minutes but you can drive home in 5.
• If the number of churches in your town equals the number of bars.
• Tailgating is the highlight of any weekend, ever!
• You start wearing a sweatshirt when it hits 40.
• "Oh, it's been 30 degrees for a week now, it's probably an ok time to turn on the heat" is a perfectly normal statement. In fact, you might think that they're not waiting long enough.
  
• You have no idea what business casual means, but your daughter knows the difference between spring fling, homecoming, and prom wear and what will get her a win at the state fair beauty pageant like breathing.
• You think nothing of turning on the heat in the morning then having to go back and turn on the A/C.
• Tan=money.
• Cities with farms are perfectly normal.
  
• You know what Marsh is but have no idea what a marsh is.
• Fall festival, October fest, Pumpkin fest and the farmer's market are all awesome. Once more, they all originated in Indiana.

~Adie~

On Fine Art...

I drew squares and circles in elementary school, it was actually pretty cool.
I bet Pablo Picasso drew squares in elementary school. His teachers said "you suck", and he went "screw you guys!"
~Anna, Mary and Adie~

On cliques...

.....and so all the normal people...
Normal people, what? Let's go kill them.
~Mary and Adie~

On Relaxation...

Hey, you don't even scream when you're doped!
~Adie~

On Drugs...

Abstinence, what??
No, fuck no.
That's an oxymoron.
~Sam and Megan and Adie~

On Critical Issues...

*the class is currently on the topic of circumcision*
Why do they do that to their boys?
That isn't the boys, those are lower.
....You did not just say that!
(*laughter)
~Stephanie and Dr. Bauman and Adie~

On Memories...

Another blog quote....
~Megan~

On Love...

I love how my friends support me. "Hey look, she broke her spine, hahaha!"
~Adie~

On Fair Chance...

If pink can be hot then blue can be hot. Fuck pink.
~RJ~

On Support...

I need back support.
I've got mine built in.
~RJ and Adie~

On Lifestyles...

Look at your side of the table, all this organized crap.
~Adie~

On Civilized Arguments...

I like to play Devil's advocate.
You must have learned from the best.
Yes, I periodically go down to hell.... "So, tell me about you opinion on the war" I'll ask.
~Megan and Adie~

On Hobbies...

I have a life, it's just not real.
~Ben~

On Sugar...

I have the Star Spangled Banner stuck in my head.
There's a Starbucks Spangled Banner?
~Anna and Adie~

On Politics...

I am a small, liberal atomic bomb.
~Adie~

On Belief...

So my friend's dad is mad at him because he's converting to orthodox Christianity. His biggest concern: it doesn't center on Christ.
So who does it center on?
I have no idea.
Moses?
....I will create a new prophet: Jim Bob!
~Sam and Adie~

On Rules...

But if I keep busy, I don't have to do my paper.
But isn't it due?
That's the difference between us. You see due dates as rules. We see them as guidelines.

~Megan, Anna and Adie~

Happy Birthday...

Carol Lombard

On Early Mornings/Late Nights...

I'm witty late at night.
Is that your id speaking?
No, my id's stupid.
....That's because it's a boy.
~Megan and Adie~

On Basic Education...

Didn't you study English as a child?
No, it was ESP.
....Fascinating, I must learn this from you.
.....I'm leaving now....
~Sam and Adie~

On Butterflies of the Stomach...

Why do I always feel so queasy when I'm going into my stats class?
*looks at poems written in class about dying, and other morbid things*
Nope, still no idea.

~Megan~

Happy Birthday...

Michael Andretti...

On Movie Themes...

The dark basement door with all the chains and screaming. Let's go!
~Adie~

On Grades...

I didn't fail, but I might not have passed.
.............which puts me in a gray area of nothing..............
~Adie~

Happy Birthday to you....

Groucho Marx...

On Mind Theory...

No, you see. There's two kinds of boxes for the mind. There's the kind you make and the kind society makes for you.
Still boxey, mine's a polygon.
~Megan and Adie~

On Life Philosophy...

My life's philosophy...
I'll google it...

~Megan~

On Repression...

That's your id speaking.
I thought he was in a box.
He is, he's suffocating.
So poke him some air holes.
No, he does that himself. That's how people have a psychotic break, their id pokes one too many holes. *makes violent and crude stabbing motions in the air*

.....Why is my id a boy?
I don't know, maybe that explains some things.
Yeah, quite possible.
~Megan and Adie~

On Communication...

I think my smart phone is mentally retarded.

~Adie~

On Family...

I have members of my family that are estranged.
Us too, but that's because they are jerks.I mean... my nuclear family is really loud, obnoxious, crass and blunt and we fight a lot; and we think they're jerks.
~Megan and Adie~

On Attention...

Aww...you can't sit at the back of the class?
No, it sucks. I have to be an attentive student.
~Megan, Emily and Adie~

On Intelligent Life...

*trying to get a dead cell phone to work, we randomly push buttons while leaving it plugged in*
The light is back on.
The special one?
Yeah
.....It's buzzing.
It's a signal from aliens.
Let's answer them!!!
~Adie and Megan~

On Personality...

I'm very outgoing and loud, I make people notice ME so they see past the disability and hate me for who I really am.
~Adie~

On Becoming Teacher's Pet...

I have perfected the excellent student look.
What's that?
Well I make eye contact with the teacher, nod my head when he/she says something, then act like I'm writing it down . It saves a lot of wear and tear on me cause I never actually need to pay attention.

~Megan and Anna~

On Creative Writing...

I write a lot in my stats class, but it's not notes, it is usually poetry...about dying and other morbid things, I wonder why...

~Megan~

Five Point Word List

Immolate
Imminent

On Mondays...

So, apparently....
Why is it apparently instead of achildly?...... Wow, that was really bad!
Yeah, yeah that sucked.
~Megan and Adie~

On Expression...

You should see my bed, it's a mess. There's manga everywhere, and an anime magazine; there's a paper from three weeks ago and, my class novel and my psych textbooks; a crumpled blanket and an old pair of shorts.
The workings of your inner brain.
My subconscious, what...... brain vomit?
~Megan and Adie~

On Enlightenment...

Have you ever felt a little sad 'cause no one was calling or texting you, only to pick up you phone and realize that its been off all day?
.......Yeah, me neither..........
~Adie~

On Culture...

That's a Garba, a stick dance. It's like Hindu square dancing.
~Prof. Bauman~

On the Little Things in life...

I'm in a bus, and it has wireless *jumps up and down on seat*
Life is good

~Megan~

On New Vocab...

Apparently, according to Urban Dictionary, the male version of a Cougar is a Dingo.
That is way too close to the word dick for my comfort.
~Sam and Adie~

On Politics...

Now see, that just creeps me out.
I know, you're a conservative. Your mind is in a box.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On Sexuality...

What did I do to deserve this?!?
You were born with a pair of gonads instead of a vagina.
~Sam and Adie~

On Hard Work...

NO, DON'T! You'll erase all my work, and you know how hard it is to remember C & B!
~Megan~

On Diversity...

Cripples have many important everyday uses. They can really help with everyday exercise. You can push them, you can pull them. You can occasioinally lift weights with them, they can even encourage you at the same time. Everyone should have one in their lives.
~Adie~

On Inebreation...

He fell asleep backwards on the toilet.
How do you fall asleep backwards, wake up first??
~Sam and Adie~

List of 5 point words

Delineate

On Meeting for Dinner...

How near is this future you speak of?
~Megan~

On Grammar...

Is is is, is isn't as, as is like like.

~Megan~

On Technology...

... and I only got a five out of ten. I could have sworn that was extra credit!
It was, didn't you hear him say in class?
Yeah, but I looked online and it really lowered my grade.
Nah, always just assume he doesn't know how to use a computer.
Oh, ok. You've had him before right?
Yup
Well, I'll trust you.

~RJ and Adie~

On an excellent grammar...

...at the place they were disappeared to...

*actual grammar by professor in class*

~Megan

5 point Word Dictionary

Ethicacy~having to do with, pertaining to ethics, only not...

~By Adie

On Attention Whoring...

I just can't stop, I'm addicted.
No, you're better than that. I'll be your sponsor, when you get the urge to use call me.
But then I'll be calling you all the time!
It's ok, I believe in you.
But I like it! I need all different sorts of people, I'm going through withdrawl here!
NO! Be strong, you can do this!
~Stephanie and Adie~

On intelligence...

Procrastination is a sign of genius...

I should have Mensa knocking on my door...

~Megan~

On how to write papers...

Word Vommit

~Megan~

On Unbelievable Moments...

Woah, I just stumbled on porn!
~Jake~

On Restricted Substances...

I'm high on life.
Addictions are bad, we can fix that. *holds up fingers in shape of gun*
Eeep
~Tori and Adie~

On Freud...

Like I said... walling off the id.
...Can I leave him a little door?
No.
~Stephanie and Adie~

On being in power...

When in panic or in doubt, run around, scream and shout.

-Dr. Porter-