Wednesday, October 14, 2009

On Hoosierisms...

  • You can say "Anywho..." and "kitty-corner" and have others know what you're talking about.
  • You think Indy music is cool.
  • You nick-name every city because there's nothing better to do.
  • You swear by corn and soy beans.
  • You have long and serious discussions about organic crops in everyday life.
  • you would never believe that there are other kinds of people out there; Can't tell the difference between a Hispanic and an Asian.
  • You see the weather report for a foot of snow, black ice and hail and so pray for a 2 hour delay.
  • You think a multimillion dollar mansion next to a farm is not that weird really.
  • You think euchre is the greatest thing since sliced bread, probably even better.
  • If it wasn't made in America, you have no idea what it is, let alone how to spell it.
  • You know there is no such things as too many prepositions.
  • You have no idea what public transportation is.
  • You know the back roads better than, and they are definitely faster than, the interstate.
  • You have no idea how people can survive without a car, and have a hard time imagining a life without at least 2, one of them being a truck or a minivan.
  • You've followed some sort of farming vehicle down a major road.
  • You argue on how to say Valparaiso and Terre Haute but can spell them both no prob.
  • Your bus route is more than 40 minutes but you can drive home in 5.
  • If the number of churches in your town equals the number of bars.
  • Tailgating is the highlight of any weekend, ever!
  • You start wearing a sweatshirt when it hits 40.
  • "Oh, it's been 30 degrees for a week now, it's probably an ok time to turn on the heat" is a perfectly normal statement. In fact, you might think that they're not waiting long enough.
  • You have no idea what business casual means, but your daughter knows the difference between spring fling, homecoming, and prom wear and what will get her a win at the state fair beauty pageant like breathing.
  • You think nothing of turning on the heat in the morning then having to go back and turn on the A/C.
  • Tan=money.
  • Cities with farms are perfectly normal.
  • You know what Marsh is but have no idea what a marsh is.
  • Fall festival, October fest, Pumpkin fest and the farmer's market are all awesome. Once more, they all originated in Indiana.
~Adie~

1 comment:

  1. Adie, you wrote these?! They are freakin' hilarious! lmao. Oooh, Indiana.....

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