Megan: Why am I speaking in "'tis" and "'twasn'ts?"
Katie: 'Twasn'ts?!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
On jokes...
Megan: I don't even have a picture with Matt Howard!
Katie: Maybe it's because you're not a good enough stalker....
*long pause*
Megan/Katie: (Uproarious laughter) Yeah right...
Thursday, September 23, 2010
On Katie's crush...
Katie makes the Vulcan live long and prosper sign with her hand facing herself.
Elizabeth: No Katie, you're doing it wrong!
Megan: Yeah, what are you? Vulcan gangsta!?!?
Elizabeth: No Katie, you're doing it wrong!
Megan: Yeah, what are you? Vulcan gangsta!?!?
Sunday, September 19, 2010
On jobs after college...
Philosophy Major: "Do you want fries with that?"
English Major: "To have fries with that, or not to have fries with that, that is your question..."
Psychology Major: "Why do you think you're ordering these fries? Do they remind you of your father?..."
History Major: "Did you know that Thomas Jefferson served french fries in the White House in 1802?"
Poli-Sci Major: "To call them FRENCH fries is technically politically incorrect. The most accepted term is FREEDOM fries..."
Anthropology Major: "Over time, humans have developed teeth to better consume the french fry, when they used to have sharper incisors to tear into meat..."
Pharmacy Major: "Yes, I would like fries with that."
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
On Coincidences...
Katie: I was this girl in a play, where I was obessed with old movies, and I was obsessed with John Wayne, and I fell in love with this boy who caught me, his name was Dusty, it was a ranch name ...
Megan: So, you played me.
Katie: Yes, Oh my goodness, that's why we're friends! I played you before I met you!
Megan: So, you played me.
Katie: Yes, Oh my goodness, that's why we're friends! I played you before I met you!
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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