Philosophy Major: "Do you want fries with that?"
English Major: "To have fries with that, or not to have fries with that, that is your question..."
Psychology Major: "Why do you think you're ordering these fries? Do they remind you of your father?..."
History Major: "Did you know that Thomas Jefferson served french fries in the White House in 1802?"
Poli-Sci Major: "To call them FRENCH fries is technically politically incorrect. The most accepted term is FREEDOM fries..."
Anthropology Major: "Over time, humans have developed teeth to better consume the french fry, when they used to have sharper incisors to tear into meat..."
Pharmacy Major: "Yes, I would like fries with that."
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