On Halfway-to-Halloween Costumes...

"I look like the Moon if the Moon was a hooker..."

-Katie

On couples...

Ros: But I don't want babies.
Katie: But what if I want babies?
Ros: Then we can have little furry ones.
Katie: But I'm pregnant and I'm going to have a little baby boy, with a mustache, named Javier.

On cool sayin's...

It ain't no big thing.

~Emily~

On love...

Katie: How could anyone love him?
Scooter: I'm sure someone loves him.
Katie: Actually, so and so does.
Scooter: Are they dating?
Katie: Yeah.
Megan: Well that works out well.

On thinking...

Katie: Think like Pooh Bear. *Points to head*
Megan: Think *ouch* it hurts to think with long finger nails.

On editing...

Don't change your verb tense I WILL KILL YOU!

~Emily~

On skyping...

Megan: You blow your nose like a man.

Claire: What? I didn't know there was a manly way to blow my nose?

Megan: Yeah, there's the manly way *snorts* and then there's the dainty way *dabs at nose*

On conversations across the sea...

Claire: I talked to a recruiter about going into the Navy.

Megan: What?!?!?

Claire: Yeah, and I don't think I can do it, so I'm going to grad school.

Megan: So...

Claire: Yeah it was either Navy or Grad School, so I decided to go to Grad School.
Megan: Yeah, good choice.

On jokes...

Megan to Katie: I guess you just put a piece of yourself into it.

*fifteen minutes later*

Katie: Oh, that was an Oscar Wilde quote.

On different conseptions of dates...

Katie: Wow, today is 4/20, nobody said anything.

Megan: Yeah, so?

Katie: Well, I have a lot of stoner friends.

Megan: Oh, I was just thinking it's Hitler's birthday.

On zombies...

Easter is all about the undead...religious zing.

~Adie~

On road prowess...

Megan: *le sigh* Why don't I have a truck?
Katie: Cause the world wouldn't be able to handle your awesome if you did.

On word choice...

Let's see how many times we can say the word vagina in a night...vagina, vagina, vagina.

~Katie~

On that's what she said jokes...

Katie: Megan got it in!
Megan: Yeah I did.
Emily: Ha. Ha. Ha.

On shark week...

Megan: So Katie, your vagina...
Katie: What?! That's a great conversation starter.
Megan: Wait, I meant uterus.

On Mulan...

They got the horses right! 1 point for Disney. 10,000 for racism!!!

~Megan~

On sex across the sea...

So they said what's a condom...except in Chinese!

~Maddie~

On ants in the appartment...

Megan: My dad use to eat ants by dipping them in chocolate. 'Like mmm, crunchy.'
Adie: Ants aren't that bad except for fire ants.
Megan: ooh, spicy.
Adie: More like, ooh, POISON!!!

On metaphors, and grease...

Katie: Can you not be sexual for once.
Megan: No, if I didn't have morals, I'd be such a slut.

On comments from the other room...

Katie (in the bedroom talking to a friend on skype): Someone just texted me a photo of salad.
Emily (in the living room with Megan): I wish someone would text me a photo of salad. The next time I see a salad, I'm going to text a photo of it to you Megan.