Thursday, December 30, 2010

On the importance of religion in a relationship...

Michelle: Katie can't have my monk.
Megan: He's bald and loves Jesus, she'll teach him to dance and steal him away.
Michelle: But I wouldn't steal your guys' monks.
Megan: So I get more than one?
Emily: You just need to go to a monastery and convince one of them to go away with you.
Michelle: Yeah, Jesus loves families.
Megan: You need to go up to a monk and say, 'You can still love Jesus and have me,' or 'I think Jesus wants us to procreate.'

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